tuna sandwiches are life.

wolf-cub:

I love that feeling you get when you don’t remember that you’re reading. When you’re so captured by a book that you forget you’re reading the words. All you see is the descriptions and conversations that being to play out like a movie in your head. You don’t even think about it. Then before you know it, you’ve read 100 pages without realizing it. That’s probably the best feeling in the world. 

haledereck:

"did u like it oni? oni? i made a joke. i’m funny. pls love me

youre-alive-stay-that-way:

who-cares-about-introverts:

findhappinessxo:

lies-and-curiosity:

amoureuux:

This makes me want to fucking cry

this is my favorite poem ever

Its quite frightening how fucking beautiful this poem is.

The actual thing huh

i finally known what this is from

jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo

jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo

penisbomb:

So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went